Meet Lauren Lala, Hawaii’s head-turning hottie. Originally from Honolulu this published model shares her biggest food obsessions, what personality traits are most important in a man, and some of her craziest experiences..
Tease Lifestyle: Any nicknames?
Lauren Lala: People call me Lucifer(short for Luciferlashes, my trademark) or chocolate daddy-don’t ask lmao.
Tease Lifestyle: Lucifer? That’s sounds devilish. How did you end up with that nickname?
Lauren Lala: Luciferlashes is my persona. The same way that “the devil isn’t a tiny red man with horns but a charming prince of darkness that lures his victims in to sell their soul to him” with a single bat of my lashes, I like to entice people and have them pledge their allegiance to me *hisss* lol it’s a long story.
Tease Lifestyle: What’s your nationality and background?
Lauren Lala: I am Japanese, Irish, Scottish, English. My mother is from Japan 100% Japanese, my father was from Oakland.
Tease Lifestyle: Wow, that’s a rare mix.
Tease Lifestyle: Where’d you grow up?
Lauren Lala: I am born and raised in Honolulu, Hawaii
Tease Lifestyle: What got you interested in modeling or fashion?
Lauren Lala: To be completely honest, I will speak for myself (and probably a lot of others) when I say that I myself, as an individual, I’m vain. Whether girls like to admit it or not that’s what we are. But there’s no shame in being confident or wanting to be wanted. I remember going to my first car show and seeing those beautiful deities and how gorgeous their smiles were. (I had no guidance from a fashionista or cool influence) I was a nerd. And seeing how these ladies had such an impact on everyone and everything made me want to be what I am today. I want to one day be a big enough influence to young girls and boys to show them that it’s okay to stand out and be confident in yourselves.
Tease Lifestyle: What’s your secret to keeping into shape?
Lauren Lala: Well when you live in Hawaii the possibilities are endless! There’s the beach, mountains, city and country. But I like to train with my trainer at a simple 24’s.
Tease Lifestyle: You must eat well, yes? Or is food your weakness?
Lauren Lala: Good god. food. Food is my life. Seriously anytime anyone wants to go to a restaurant they ask me what’s the best places to go to. I like anything from Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Thai, Vietnamese, Laotian, Indian, Mexican, American, Italian, German, you name it.
Tease Lifestyle: Haha! Interesting!
Tease Lifestyle: What’s your fav foods or meal?
Lauren Lala: You know what though I gotta give it up to Costco for their chicken bakes. God damn heaven! in a sack of bread. 🙂
Tease Lifestyle: Below the belt… Does size really matter? And what’s most important for you?
Lauren: Does size matter? Well yes absolutely. That being said, only if I’m having to deal with something absolutely frightening, like a baby mouse penis the size of a pea then I think any person would be alarmed and possibly scarred for the rest of their lives. But honestly I enjoy foreplay sooooo much more than sex. Sex is so meh, so like, how would I explain- in a video game it’s fun to have ventured, learned, gained xp, and progressively leveled up than to just buy your way to the top and cheat, buy all the best armor and weapons, you get me?
Tease Lifestyle: What’s the best way for a guy to your attention?
Lauren Lala: Jeez, you know this is actually hard because of how much of an asshole I am. I honestly think and easier question would be “what’s the best way for a guy to not turn me off”. And that would be by not being a douche, actually having something intellectual or cool to talk about, no I don’t smoke weed so don’t constantly bring that up, I don’t care how much money you have or what car you drive (shit unless it’s a batmobile then kudos to you). I just hate when I look at dm’s and there’s just a fat chode staring back at me like I’m supposed to be impressed.
Tease Lifestyle: What’s the worst pickup line you’ve ever heard?
Lauren Lala: You party? Yes you party. I pay you $150,000 to party in dubai. Yes you home? You there? What you go to school? How old r u? Single? You party? Hello? Hi. Hey. Hi. Hello babe. U r so beautiful I love ur boob, you party?
Tease Lifestyle: Would you rather date a handsome poor guy or a rich ugly guy?
Lauren Lala: Honestly (physical attributes) I look at people’s hygiene, body proportion, height, I prefer bulky kind of chubby guys, the smile behind their eyes, and hair. Money wise, I make that on my own. I don’t need a man to support me because I’m not helpless and pathetic. As a Capricorn I am a sworn leader, I strive to be the best and expect nothing but the best from myself. I am ambitious and powerful in my own way and I don’t need a man or woman to make me, me.
Tease Lifestyle: What’s something that you think guys are messing up on in the world of dating ?
Lauren Lala: Mmm that’s hard because then I’d be generalizing the male population. Everyone’s different. But, if there’s one thing I notice is loyalty. No one, not woman or man, is loyal now days. It’s pretty sad how amazing people are when it comes to lying and covering up the truth. Just be real with me and I’ll be real with you.
Tease Lifestyle: Which celebrity is your ideal body/looks type ?
Lauren Lala: Celebrity? God I don’t know I hardly check people out. My ideal celebrity crush when I was a young girl was Jake Gyllenhal in Donny darko. HAHAHA. I’m so weird. Or Jude law.
Tease Lifestyle: Why do good girls like dating “bad boys?”
Lauren Lala: Remember in elementary school when your parents used to tell you that the reason that kid picks on you is because they secretly like you? Maybe that just stuck in some peoples minds or something. I myself like a relationship where I can be myself. to be able to troll my partner, make fun of them and casually kick their ass in a round of ssb- it’s like I’m a fun asshole but I’m yourrr asshole. Get it? It’s fun when you can be yourself but when they’re constantly nice and over giving to you it’s boring and a little weird. Not even my parents are that nice to me lmao.
Tease Lifestyle: When meeting a guy for the first time, what’s one of your biggest turn offs?
Lauren Lala: It depends on how they treat me, or the tone of voice they use when talking to me. Or like if they invade my personal space or start touching my phone or hair like dude wyd just stop.
Tease Lifestyle: What’s the best way for a guy to approach or grab your attention?
Lauren Lala: If you haven’t noticed by now I’m kind of a dude myself. ROTFL. It’s hard to please me this way. The best way to approach me is with some dope information on the way a nuclear power plant works, or what gases a comet is composed of, cool anime suggestions or the newest game that’s being released or topics on skyrim and mods on gta, I like time worthy topics. If you can’t hold a decent conversation then why are you even in my inbox?
Tease Lifestyle: You meet a guy for the first time. What do you notice first?
Lauren Lala: their aura. Everything about a person, the way they talk, walk, what they look at, who they’re with, what they’re wearing says a lot about a person. When I look at someone I’ll look at them as a whole.
Do you think it’s possible for a man to have platonic female friends?
-yes absolutely. It all depends on the boundaries that are set between both people.
Tease Lifestyle: And do you think its possible for a woman to have platonic male friends?
Lauren Lala: I speak from experience when I say dude, absofuckinglutely.
Tease Lifestyle: Most guys don’t dress well… Do you have any appearance or style tips that will help a guy improve his chances with you? -
Lauren Lala: honestly whatever style you like best is what you like. Be yourself don’t conform to society’s opinion on what’s cool dude fuck it. Don’t ever let some bitch tell you what to wear and what not to wear. You wanna wear a pug t shirt with some Osiris high tops, or or, slacks and a fedora, or some yeezys with a bucket hat and mini skirt do you booboo.
Tease Lifestyle: What two personality traits do you find most attractive in a man?
Lauren Lala: Wit, and open mindedness.
Tease Lifestyle: What are your thoughts on a guy who can cook?
Lauren Lala: What is this tinder ? Or an interview because I’m seriously getting turned on by the questions. Guys who can cook deserve to be treated like how cat people treat their cats. Or how car guys treat their cars. With the utmost respect and love.
Tease Lifestyle: Describe YOUR cooking skills?
Lauren Lala: Meh, It depends on what my client wants me to make. If you’re a garlic and butter rib eye with mashed potatoes and steamed veggies I can do that, if you’re a melty cheese centered hamburger steak with mushroom and herb gravy with corn I can also do that. Shit if we’re talking 20 hot dogs and bacon Mac and cheese topped pizza- guess who else can do that.
Tease Lifestyle: Why do girls go to the washroom in pairs? What the hell do you talk about?
Lauren Lala: You know I honestly think they’re either sharing a bag of Coke they pawned off from a guy for a glimpse of their cleavage, or honestly Doing a number 4 (when both girls do a number 2 while holding hands)
Tease Lifestyle: How visually appealing, those washroom breaks.
Tease Lifestyle: What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?
Lauren Lala: Uhhhhhh. Well.. Let me see, so there was this one time, this certain ex I will not name and I, we’re having a movie night. Usual hot Cheetos and scary movie session and I feel this sexual tension building right? And so we start making out and he’s reaching into my pants and rubbing my klitty and suddenly I pull away in utter shock because my fucking crotch is on fire, and when I say fire I mean like I did a 190 degree spread Eagle down through the 8 gates of firey hell and onto satans pitch fork of death. I never ran to the shower so god damn fast in my entire life. Worst. Date. Ever.
Tease Lifestyle: Haha. Just trying to imagine how your ex reacted.
Tease Lifestyle: Describe one really crazy experience?
Lauren Lala: Oh yeah there was this one time that I died. Haha , With same ex, I mentioned previously. I was on the back of his R1 and I uh, woke up in the hospital, drunk as balls btw this was about I’d say 5-6? 6am? Completely blitzed, couldn’t even drink water because at 2 pm I was scheduled for surgery. Yeah, broke my right humerus (arm) , concussion, fractured 4 ribs, collapsed lung, fractured pelvis, and abrasions up and down my body because my dumb ass decided to wear short shorts and a tube top to the club 🙂
Tease Lifestyle: Where do you see yourself in the next 3 to 5 years? How will life be different?
Lauren Lala: Well I am a licensed esthetician and I’m going to be applying for courses for microblading and eyelash extensions. So hopefully, I’ll have my own spa set up, have 4-5 cats, be happily married and live in a modern sized house with my own personal man cave dedicated to skyrim and anything anime.
Tease Lifestyle: Well.. There you have it gents, an exclusive interview with the one and only Lauren Lala.
Lauren Lala: I hope you enjoyed my interview! Tell me what you liked or hated about it on my social media! Thank you for your time.
Tease Lifestyle: How do we find you online/ social media?
Lauren Lala: You can find me
On Instagram : @iheartlaurenlala
On Twitter: @luciferlashes
On Xbox: @luciferlashes13
On Facebook: Facebook.com/Luciferlashes (or type in Lauren lala)